CIA specializes in what-the-butler-saw-style of spying.
White House sources: Trump may have leaked intelligence info to Russia
Trump: Psst… Lavrov, you want some top-secret intelligence info about laptop bombs.
Lavrov: If it’s from CIA, no thanks.
Weeks after laptop ban on flights from the Middle East, US intel agencies seems to think nobody could have guessed it was about weaponized laptops.
CIA thinks that this info, passed on to US by the coy ISIS sponsor Israel, is too secret to be revealed by the US president to the Russian government!
So, “unknown sources” in the “intelligence community” contacted fake news outfits such as CNN and Reuters with the “information” that Donald Trump had “leaked” intelligence info to the damned Ruskies. Anxious to protect their intel “sources”, these idiots had to contact their stringers in the media. Oh, the vanities of the deluded! Isn’t this a clear case of someone other than the king trying to be more loyal than the king?
Each fakes news outlet went about repeating the talking points as if it was their own exclusive scoop.
This is pathetic, CIA. It seems that you are running out of ideas. You suck!
Donald Trump is the president. Get over it.
The Hilly-Billy Clintons should take a well-deserved break from politics.
Billy: “My new book’s title is ‘The President Is Missing.'”
Hillary: “Missing what, you moron? Bimbos like Monica Lewinsky?”
“Obama listened to his controllers. Trump asks a private security guard to take a letter in a manila folder to FBI HQ to inform Come he has been fired.”
“Yes, we will investigate if Russia had inappropriate contacts with Trump team. Hillary Clinton’s private server was… …only carelessness. We let her lawyers delete emails & smash her Blackberry devices. But, there was no criminal intent. So, I pronounce her Not Guilty!”
“Evil Russians hacked America, leaked the files to Wikileaks, who then flooded the media with fake news… Well… if the NSA wasn’t busy spying on Americans, I would have some reason to complain.”
“The New York Times said I was hip and cool but nobody bought the hype. I am still the same old Hillary!”
“It is undeniable that Russians tried to hack American elections but that doesn’t mean the leaked emails are true.”
As for the others, less said the better. Although Donald Trump supporters are racist, they voted Obama for two terms. Obama supporters wouldn’t vote for a rich white woman, which is why he is right when he says Americans are racists.