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Why do Transformers aliens speak with spoken words & hand gestures?

If anyone needs a course in the Idiotic Internet of Things (IdIoT), it’s them Autobots and Decepticons!

In the 80s, Doordarshan used to have Star Trek on Sundays. Although I like it very much then, I vaguely remember it now. I do remember my mother’s skepticism about the serial’s premise. How come every planet they go to, the inhabitant species speak in English (with a distinct American accent, I might add)?

As per the TV serial Big Bang Theory, geeks of all ages in America are addicted to comic book characters such as Transformers and Star Trek. I have attempted to watch these movies several times but they couldn’t hold my attention even once.

Whether it is Autobots or Decepticons, all Transformers aliens speak with hand gestures and spoken words.

Whether it is Autobots or Decepticons, all Transformers aliens speak with hand gestures and spoken words, even when they talk among themselves.

Also read:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AliensSpeakingEnglish

Zee Cafe boobs in with subliminal messaging

In a previous post on subliminal messaging, I referred to a post by Jose Pino who stumbled on the word “SEX” in a Coke commercial. I was unable to spot the word but comments on its YouTube page sure does confirm that the subliminal messaging attempt had indeed succeeded on the millennials – the stupid generation.

Last year or so, I noted that there is a prominent boob in the Zee Cafe channel theme. Recently, I recorded the theme, used FFMPEG to extract the frames and created a GIF animation to slow down the frames.

Boob in the woods.

Boob in the woods.

 

US embassy tells Indian government to give Wahhabi propagandist Zakir Naik a PR buzz

Why demonize an obscure joker? As Mao Zedong said, reactionaries are paper tigers. They thrive on others’ attention.

Unlike Christians, Indian Muslims do not engage in proselytization. The many “Hindu-Muslim riots” have convinced them that they both should go their separate ways as far as religion goes and proselytization would put them in direct conflict with each other. The only Indian Muslim groups to engage in religious conversion are those financed by Saudis. The “Saudis”, as distinct from Arabians and Arabs, are not Muslims. And, Arabia is not “Saudi.”

The Saudis have demolished most monuments related to Prophet Mohammed

The Saudis demolished most monuments related to Prophet Mohammed. The monuments survived over a 1000 years but Saudis started destroying when they came to power with British help.

Like the Bahaism in Iran, Saudi Wahhabism was invented by British Petroleum (Anglo-American Oil). With discovery of oil and the realization of its strategic value, the British financed the House of Saud, provided them with lots of weapons and took over Arabia from the Ottoman Empire. That was how Arabia became Saudi Arabia. There are doubts whether Saudi royal family is even Muslim. (https://www.scribd.com/document/98042289/Saudi-Royal-Family-Could-Be-Jewish) Many Islamic scholars and historians, including Saddam Hussein’s government, have published material raising doubts in this regard. (https://blogs.harvard.edu/mesh/2008/03/anti_wahhabism_a_footnote/) This can be ascertained by the fact that the Saudis have destroyed many monuments associated with Prophet and his family and have converted those sites into royal palaces, hotels, parking lots and toilets. They have been bankrolling the spread of a virulent intolerant brand of Islam, known as Wahhabism, all over the world. Claiming to be Islamic fundamentalists, Wahhabis have laid to waste many great Muslim cultures.

As most Indian Muslim organizations are not keen on proselytization (as sought by the Wahhabis), Zakir Naik’s mission has been to radicalize Indian Muslims. For several years, this harmless joker has been making a fool of himself on television. So long as Saudi money was flowing, the halls were full. In these assemblies, he not only embarrassed his fellow Muslims but also attacked other religions. The Christian faith has been his favourite punching bag, as they are an even lesser minority than Muslims.

In one of his “debates”, Naik taunted a Christian preacher to drink poison if he believed Jesus was the real savior. The preacher quoted the Bible and said “Thou shall not tempt the Lord”, and left the the circus. It goes without saying that Zakir Naik did not himself drink the poison to affirm his own faith.

We came, we saw, and he died He he he!!!

“We came, we saw, and he died He he he!!!”

So, that’s how things were standing – down in the dumps – for Naik. That is, until recently, when US embassy officials asked Indian intelligence agencies to put some good words with their “terrorists” in Bangladesh. Oh, yes, it was their terrorists. The biggest CIA station in India is in Calcutta. In 2013, the American ambassador in Libya was kidnapped from a secret CIA base and murdered by Libyan terrorists who were working for Allied forces. To cover that up, Hillary Clinton’s Department of State arranged an already existing video to be hastily overdubbed with fake anti-Islamic dialogues and made it available on YouTube. And, as if on cue, “protests” by Islamists occurred in Egypt and in Kashmir, Calcutta and Bangladesh. Who arranged these protests? Even though Google subsequently restricted access to the anti-Islamic video in countries with huge Muslim populations, Google did not entirely remove the video from YouTube, as they needed continue to provide Hillary and her State department with its fig-leaf cover for the brutal killing. Even though video continues to be online, no Islamic group is now protesting it. Google continues to do business in Muslim countries.

Now, Modi government is all set to rain down on him like a ton of bricks and demonize another faker as per US State Department’s plans. What a bunch of morons we have to deal with!

A paper tiger.

A paper tiger.

Before becoming an Adani employee, former home secretary GK pillai said Ishrat was innocent.

Before becoming a Adani (Modi’s chamcha) employee, former home secretary GI Pillai said that Ishrat was innocent.

Today, we live in a state where foreign agencies like the FBI can order Indian citizens to be secretly executed. Indian intelligence blindly believer everything Americans or the British say. Hence, they arranged an encounter killing in which an innocent woman named Ishrat Jehan was also brutally killed in cold blood. When CBI was investigating the fake encounter (under the Congress regime), the home secretary washed off his hands over the entire affair.

After Modi’s appointment as PM and his own golden parachute post-retirement at Adani’s, GK Pillai is singing a different tune. In a TV interview, GK Pillai confessed that Home Ministry officials were in the business of approving extra-judicial killings recommended by intelligence agencies. He also said that intelligence agencies all over the world operate outside the law and democratic governments should not question their decisions. Further, he said he would not shirk from committing perjury or asking law officials to perjure themselves if required by intelligence outfits. Despite this confession, no Islamic group is protesting. As India Today recently exposed, both Hindu and Islamic groups engage in protests and riots on a rent-a-crowd basis. (http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/uttar-pradesh-assembly-elections-rent-a-riot/1/701955.html)

We enticed the LeT operatives to come to India and target PM Narendra Modi (then Gujarat CM) and we laid a trap and killed them… IB had enticed and trapped them and then targeted them. We used a source who they (LeT) thought was their source. It is always better to know your enemy as he is coming in rather than wait for him to plan an operation on his own without our knowledge. Our source had in fact told that ‘look if you come in you can target Modi and other high profile people’ and the LeT decided to come in… CBI had indulged in leaks. They should have exercised extreme discretion. If I was the home secretary, I would have called the director CBI and said look this is unacceptable. I personally would have not recommended a CBI probe into this case… Ishrat was a cover. This was an intel operation involving the LeT. If it was an intel operation, then you should not talk about fake encounter. We should make that distinction. We can’t mix up the two. Ishrat knew that something was wrong. An unmarried Muslim girl went with a married person, spent nights with him as husband and wife. She was a cover for them… It’s true that morale came down of the IB. IB operations are not strictly within the ambit of the law. That’s how it is all around the world.

IB is staffed by police officials on deputation. Like all good Indian policemen, they are easily susceptible by bribes, which are generously provided by the US embassy. FBI’s basis for their accusation of Ishrat was the DEA/ISI double agent David Headley. Headly scouted for locations for 26-11 attacks in Bombay but remains in house arrest (supposedly) under a plea bargain with the US Justice Department. For obvious reasons, FBI did not to arrest Headley even though his wife had complained to the US government about his terrorist links.

FBI’s Ishrat claims were based on the DEA/ISI double agent David Headley. Headley has not been prosecuted for his role in the 26/11 attacks. He reportedly remains in US safe custody.

After decades of paying journalists, IB complains about leaks.

After decades of paying journalists, IB complains about leaks.

Update: The photo of Hillary Clinton holding the head of Liz Warren was copied in an extremely repugnant manner by a comic named Kathy Griffin.

Kangana Ranaut is ruining the celebutard “conversation”!

Why so serious? All this talk of witchcraft and graveyard visits!

Kangana Ranaut was revealed to be a fan of witchcraft by an ex-boyfriend. I tried to imagine her as a witch, along the lines of Bugs Bunny cartoons, and drew this in GIMP. It was colored it in ArtRage. The poem is a parody of the Road Runner theme song.

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Microsoft Office Ribbon sucks – Julie Larson-Green should design prison complexes instead of software UI

Nobody will ever get out of the maze.

The only ribbon you will ever need is a custom one. Right-click on the stupid ribbon and create a new tab. Drag and drop all the commands you want on that tab. Disable all other tabs.

Microsoft Word can export your custom toolbar settings to a file named as “Word Customizations.exportedUI” so make sure you do that for backup and for easy import to other Office installations.

SCREENSHOT-Microsoft-Word-the-only-ribbon-you-will-ever-need-ribbon-sucks