Why Malaysian planes? Well, they are Muslim and uppity. And, they refused to hand over their country to their stooge #AnwarIbrahim. During the East Asian crisis during the late 90s, their leader Mahathir Mohammed who squarely blamed a Jewish financial cabal (Soros et al) of trying to control the world. It was the Rothschilds really but they never got their back.
A rumour is going around, most likely spread by Boeing, that the pilot of the Malaysian plane had taken the plane to Diego Garcia. The basis of this rumour is that the airports in the pilot’s flight simulator all had 1-km runways and Diego Garcia was one of them.
Diego Garcia has a 12,000-foot runway. Diego Garcia is a military base hosting long-range bombers, among them B2 and B-52 bombers. These planes need runways longer than 1 KM to land.
There is also talk about the pilot being an Al Qaeeda operative and that the plane’s communication systems were switched off. It is likely that plane broke up at that time or ground authorities are lying. (The alleged last words of the pilot “All right. Good night.” has been admitted as incorrect by Malaysian authorities.)
These insinuations about the pilot’s character are without any basis in truth. Boeing planes are no longer trustworthy. They are being made from cheap parts imported from China. Lithium batteries on several Boeing planes have caught fire. Parts of the latest Dreamliner aircraft have fallen off at various places. Boeing does not want to lose goodwill and public trust and is now spreading calumnies on the slain pilot.
What has happened is plain murder and unpardonable subterfuge. What has happened is CYA, as described by Fredrick Forsyth in his novel, The Negotiator. Every object in air is being tracked by a multitude of ground-based and space-based tracking systems. Technology is so advanced that you can spot a cigarette butt from millions of miles away in space. Sure there are no people tracking these things but all movement is getting recorded in several countries. A pilot cannot switch off every radiation device in a plane.
Not because of new DNS, as some conspiracy theorists are suggesting. (They, BTW, also stole my line* about Facebook Like-Like-Like-Like clicking madness afflicting netizens and passed it off as their own. Take ideas. Don’t steal jokes.)
Earlier, it was http, direct links, no echoing of typed characters and simple search form submission. Google Search page was also famously sparse.
Now, the Google Search page is weighed down by a whole lot of junk. There is a huge song-and-dance racket that accompanies each key you type and each click you make. Click on that “Sign Up for Google+” link and see the page go totally wild and crazy.
* – Okay, Mark M**f**kerberg, now that Facebook has 52 options for gender, how about diversifying on the LIKE thingy? “Somebody I know died from Gardasil” LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE…. Gawd! Compulsive LIKE-clicking morons could do with some options!
Reptilian US politician is to blame, Moral Volcano says.
After analysing satellite imagery from ISRO, Moral Volcano found that heat signatures left by the giant reptilian had crossed the flight path of the missing Malaysian plane. This also coincided with the time when plane’s transponder disappeared from radar screens.
International search teams have finally located the sea monster meandering through the Straits of Christina Aguilera.
As in Libya, “She came! She saw! They died!“. Here is an artist’s reconstruction of the events based on the investigation.
UPDATE (19/03/2014): It is now available at