Microsoft captcha follows Google’s Recaptcha family trait of filthy talk.

Google’s Recaptcha company is a G short of saying mooning.

Google is also anti-Jewish and neck-deep in spreading Jewish conspiracy theories.

Google had always been like this, even before they got this big.

See? They are all run by dirty bastards!
https://moralvolcano.wordpress.com/2003/12/03/is-google-sexy-or-horny/

Windows Update should be renamed Windows Obstipate

Windows Update is the probably the worst part of the OS. The downloads tend to be huge and hog all bandwidth. This means you can’t let it download updates in the background. No, you can’t do the update when you are working. Either it stops you from shutting down or it prevents you from logging in upon restart. It seems to be deliberately designed to slow you down and get on your nerves. Just when you want to shut down and leave, that stupid piece of *@#$*&) has the temerity to say “Don’t shut down your computer.”

Ever wondered why bootup is taking so long? Even before showing you the login screen, Windows is downloading stuff from the Internet and installing them. I literally pull the plug on this one – by removing the LAN cable. Then, Windows sheepishly gets to the login screen without issue. You see, this software was written by a monkey and for a monkey. If you you try to use it, it will make a monkey out of you! It is not designed for human beings.

Microsoft Windows Update should ideally be renamed Windows Obstipate.

That feel when you just installed a brand new OS on your #PC and everything's virginal. Then you run #WindowsUpdate once and it's rape time.

— AWG (@AWG1922) April 22, 2014

"Difficulty restarting computer" is a "known issue" with recent Windows Update!!? #KB2859537 #WindowsUpdate https://t.co/gsRAzQIBvU

— Andrew Pendlebury (@w3development) August 18, 2013

I have been working with computers and IDEs since 1994. I started with Turbo C and FoxPro (that’s an IDE in my book) and moved on to Oracle SQL Forms (on SCO Unix). I also created Unix shell applications in vi and line editors. For my VCD player software, I used Visual Studio 6 (Visual Basic). Then, I switched to plain old text editors for my .com website (Classic ASP and VBScript). Then, at work, I have used Visual Studio 2005/2008/2010/2012/2013, Delphi, and Eclipse. At home, I am currently using MotoDev Studio (Eclipse), Eclipse for JavaScript and sometimes Visual Studio 6/2010/2008/2012/2013.

All right. Start Visual Studio and create a new Windows Forms project. Note that how the damn thing creates the solution with the same name as your project. This will turn out to be a problem later.

New project dialog in Visual Studio.

Now, that you have a project and a solution. Try adding a different type of a project to the solution. Does the Visual Studio window title change to the name of your current project? No. Does Solution Explorer make the new project as the current default project? No. When you build and compile, your first project will be the one that runs first. The makers of Visual Studio are under the impression that the first project is a “loader” for other projects and runs it first. If you want to run the current project, you need to select it in Solution Explorer and set it as the “Startup” project. Double-clicking the current project makes no difference.

Visual Studio handles multiple projects in a solution rather poorly.

Visual Studio is moronic like this in many ways. In Eclipse, if you are about to use a new namespace, you just type the first few characters and press Ctrl+Space. Eclipse auto fills it or gives a menu of namespace options. After you select one, it also adds the import statement at the top of the class. Suppose you need to use the File class in Visual Studio, you need to add a reference to the System.IO AND move all the way to the top of the page to add a corresponding using statement. Doesn’t that look redundant? Sure, there is a way to add do this inline in Visual Studio but that feature came pretty late in the game. Even then it is still moronic. You need to use the mouse. You need to take a risk by guessing the class name and type it out first. You then need to wait for the those ugly squiggly lines to show up and then fiddle around that tiny arrow and lightning icons. It is totally counter-intuitive.

Using a new namespace in a project is convoluted in Visual Studio.

Why have project references AND using statements?

Have you ever created a basic MVC project in Visual Studio? God! It is like clicking on the “Sign Up for the Google+” link by mistake. Visual Studio does not just create an entire website but it also creates a whole new township for the support staff!

Microsoft Word

People like to trash free and open source software. They like to mindlessly regurgitate statements that others with vested interests against free software have made. You will hear statements like, “You get what you paid for,” or “You can use free software if your time has no value.”

But, the same people use free and open software every day. All the big websites are running on Linux. None of them would dare to use Windows server. Even Apple, the bastion of proprietary software uses open source code derived from Unix. Mac OS has its origin in Next OS, which was Jobs version of BSD Unix when he left Apple. Check your iPod menu for the option named Legal. There you will find the license of FreeType font rendering engine. (Steve Jobs refused to let the FreeType project bypass his font patents and yet he used it in his own projects.)

For example, take Microsoft Word – the software which gets crappier with each new version. Let insert a new row in a table. Pretty common and routine? This should be simple, eh? No! Every time you need to insert a new row, you need to go through multiple levels of context menu options.

Every time you need to insert a new row in Microsoft Word, you have to through layers of context menu over and over again.

That crazy fool, Julie Larson Green, the woman who introduced that fat and ugly ribbon menu. I hate her. She is the one behind that stupid and useless Windows 8 operating system as well. “THIS FAT RIBBON THING DOES NOT HAVE AN OPTION TO INSERT ROWS WITH JUST A CLICK. THEN WHY IS IT THERE, TAKING SO MUCH SPACE?!” She says she introduced the Metro tile screen because she says she did not want to introduce another version of Windows with just the same interface! “Well, everyone eats through their mouth. You want to try an alternative route for a change?” The option to insert a row with a click is in the Layout menu. Did you miss it? Of course, you did. Because there is also a Page Layout menu, a Table Tools menu, and a Insert menu. None of them have it. The nondescript Layout menu is the one hiding it.

Good luck finding the button to insert a row on the ugly RIBBON MENU.

In Open Office, everything is pretty simple. There is no confusion. The moment you choose to insert a row, all the options are out there for your choosing.

If you choose to do it using the toolbar, there is still no confusion.

The Table toolbar in OpenOffice is unambiguous and simple.

Just by letting something named as ribbon or charms, you are not empowering women. You are empowering idiots.

Recently, homos called and claimed the head of Brendan Eich, the inventor of Javascript and the founder of Mozilla, for the unpardonable crime of having an opinion. What do you do to this woman who does not even have a brain?

Next up: Visual Studio