“Yes, we will investigate if Russia had inappropriate contacts with Trump team. Hillary Clinton’s private server was… …only carelessness. We let her lawyers delete emails & smash her Blackberry devices. But, there was no criminal intent. So, I pronounce her Not Guilty!”
“Evil Russians hacked America, leaked the files to Wikileaks, who then flooded the media with fake news… Well… if the NSA wasn’t busy spying on Americans, I would have some reason to complain.”
“Donald Trump is racist, xenophobic and misogynist… Well, that became the mainstream media dope only after Donald Trump went rogue with Mexican wall bomb. Until then, the media was like forever running stories of how untrustworthy I was.”
“The New York Times said I was hip and cool but nobody bought the hype. I am still the same old Hillary!”
“It is undeniable that Russians tried to hack American elections but that doesn’t mean the leaked emails are true.”
As for the others, less said the better. Although Donald Trump supporters are racist, they voted Obama for two terms. Obama supporters wouldn’t vote for a rich white woman, which is why he is right when he says Americans are racists.
As if I had a chance. No, no, no. All Democrats loved me… except supporters of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. I am the queen. Off with their heads!
“FBI director Comey played possum with HSBC money laundering scheme but went to town with my secret email servers. Even if he did not take the servers until my lawyers deleted the incriminating evidence, it hurt me politically.”
“I did not lie about the Benghazi attack on the Ambassador or the fake video released afterward. “What difference does it make,” was just a wrong choice of words. Evil laughter on hearing Gaddafi’s death was meant to make me look impressive but somehow failed to work.”
Roger Stone has a written a book titled “Jeb! and the Bush Crime Family: The Inside Story of an American Dynasty” implicating Bush 41 in the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan.
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