Category: government

American Foreign Policy For Dummies

The original article “American Foreign Policy For Dummies” was written many years ago. This cartoon was brought to you by Reptilian News today.

American Foreign Policy For Dummies

To feed the US arms industry, we invent enemies if we can’t find them. We have military bases in over 150 countries. If you are a country, then we already have a base there. American media-fed war propaganda is 90% fake news. The rest is made up of the words “international community”.

I Told You So! Moral Volcano prediction proved right! Modi govt restates value of “assets” seized from #Nimo

In February 2018, I predicted that Modi government will restate the value of the “assets” seized from Nirav Modi’s retail stores. This is because jewellery stores mark up the value of their stocks in many ways. First, the value of non-precious items such as paint and plastics on the jewel is given the same treatment as gold when selling to the customer. When the customer wants to sell it back to the store, these non-precious items are scrapped off the jewel and only the melted gold is weighed and valued at prevailing bullion market rates. Second, depending on the market standing of the store, a “brand premium” is added to the value of the articles. In case of designer jewellery, this can be double the value of the article purchased. Third, Indian government officials pocket some of the valuables during the raids.

People should realize that the ED was quite aware of this. They were under pressure from Modi government to inflate the value of the asset seizures.

In February 2018, I predicted that Modi government will restate the value of the “assets” seized from Nirav Modi’s stores.

Indian Election Commission will not begin counting votes for several days even though the voting machines are all DIGITAL!

Save your tears for Modi! He is not the poor possum he claims to be!

The Wire reports that, contrary to his claims of being a chaiwallah onc, Modi for a while managed a canteen owned by his uncle. Further destroying his supposed brotherhood with chaiwallahs, UP government evicted chaiwallahs from BHU campaus before Modi’s visits because they thought chaiwallahs represented a threat to Modi (https://thewire.in/203797/defective-tea-kettle-dead-sabarmati/).

Reptiian News cartoon: Modi mocks bus and train passengers

Modi asks critics of his high-speed bullet trains to ride on bullock carts.

Sheesh! The way Modi is crying around the last few days has been disgusting. Won’t they be stealing the elections this time too? Why does he become so paranoid around election time? Does he think his handlers will abandon him this time?

The election commission will not count the votes for several days, even though the voting machines are DIGITAL. Even paper ballots take less than a day to count. They are tampering the voting machines only for you, Modi. So, don’t worry, you idiot.