Goop’s vagina-scented candles smell fishy

The product is really named “This smells like my vagina”. Are Americans so fat they cannot visit a urinal?

 

Celina Jaitley

When, as kids, we tried to memorise film songs, elders would butt in and tell us to memorise our text books so that we could score good marks and become wealthy. When the TV singing competition “American Idol” spawned copycat programmes in India, kids had a good excuse for wasting time with film songs. Things have become worse after Social Media has given rise to several millionaires and a few billionaires.

Hollywood actress and entrepreneur Gwenyth Paltrow had gained notoriety selling dubious stuff but nobody could have guessed this one coming. The site says that the product sold out. One girl in the UK is selling her bathwater. Another Social Media celebrity has become a billionaire selling nothing.

News like this really makes you question the purpose of life. There are people who are doing two or three jobs to make ends meet and then there are these people. Dear God! Please strike this planet and erase all traces of it from the Universe.

Gwenyth Paltrow vagina-scented candle


Original cartoon credit: Playboy

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