It’s true. Twitter causes asthma, research confirms!

Just how that implication changed to one of Twitter as a cure for asthma is an editorial sleight of hand mystery.

I guess one of the sideeffects of the pesticides (CHEMTRAILs) that the American government has been spraying makes the sheeple overexcited for a while that the start tweeting in a manic frenzy while some unfortunate folk get asthma attacks.