PRODUCT REVIEW: IQRA Germany Nail-Cutting Scissors

I am a racist and everyone should be one. Be proud of your race. Sure, there are a lot of common interbred mongrels who feel left out and claim race does not exist. That doesn’t make race non-existent!

Anyway, as the reigning chief racist in the Indian Subcontinent and the permanent Chairman of the Communist Party of India (Stalinist),
I take this opportunity to bait the Han race from across the Asian continent where the retarded stooges of the Rothschilds are ruling the roost.

Recently, I bought a pair of scissors from HigginBothams on Mount Road. (Yes, I went to Chennai recently, where there are so many vehicles on the road that nearly all of them have a dent or two.) I thought it might be useful for trimming my moustache. It turns out that the damn infernal thing is designed for cutting nails. Cutting nails it does well but it can’t trim moustaches for the life of it. Only the devious and crooked pseudo-capitalist enemies of the proletariat of the allegedly “Communist” China can create an inferior product such as this. I looked at the product packaging and it has a “1SO 9001 INTERNAL quality management system certified” stamp on it. What the ungodly place is a INTERNAL quality system? It is their crooked way of saying “international” and still be legally clear!

And, look at the GERMANY tag near the product name. This product is not GERMAN!!! The woman does not look GERMAN. The stooopid poem behind the thing does not read like a GERMAN wrote it. I hate it. This is 53 bucks wasted. Don’t buy this product or any product from the arch enemies of the CPI(S).