If you are a 25-year-old virgin with a Richard (Feminist agitation inducer), then you got bigger problems than a little dryness under the hatch! Indian English!

I have problems with the answer as well. Where the hell does the doc think his/her eyes are situated? His clinic must be one hell of a hangout place for hermaphrodites.

Well, Doctor, if sarcasm is not your forte, then avoid it.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.