I told you the #Hollywood #hitmen’s #RobinWilliams death-by-#asphyxiation #conspiracy theory kinda sucked

Now he had died from hanging a closet door AFTER slitting his wrist MULTIPLE times. His assistant found him in a SEATED position! Apparently his belt was made from ELASTIC?

Robin Williams paid with his life because he got into the cover-all-burning-news-stories-with-this-celebrity-death hit list after his award night speech. He became expendable with post-dated cheque.

The hitmen should be hit fatally because obviously they did a poor job, like with the British MI6 spy who committed suicide in a padlocked sports bag.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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