First-100-days plan for Modi Government

  1. To end hunger, let Monsanto and friends destroy native plant varieties and swamp the market with GMO foods.
  2. To ensure child nutrition, replace noon-meal scheme with no-bid contracts to Pepsi, Mondelez and other Big (Processed) Food companies as part of Right To Food Act.
  3. To ensure safe drinking water, privatize all water utilities and force state and local governments to do the same. (Rothschilds can’t wait for ever, you know.)
  4. To end power cuts, privatize all state-owned power-generation utilities. And, force expensive nuclear plants that will bankrupt state governments, pollute waterways and reduce overpopulation.

    Hanford nuclear site waste clean-up proves to be a headache – even for the US. As always, the site is located close to a river which supplies drinking water.

    Hanford nuclear site waste clean-up proves to be a headache – even for the US. As always, the site is located close to a river which supplies drinking water.

  5. To reassure foreign investors, plead no contest in arbitration suit filed by Reliance Industries against government. (Foregin outfits like BP own stake in Reliance gas block.)
  6. To attain energy self-sufficiency, let Reliance sell government gas (stolen from ONGC block) back to the government at jacked-up prices (denominated in US dollars).
  7. To help aam aadmi, withdraw cases against big corporates such as Anil Ambani (2G), Ruias (Essar – 2G); Ambani (ICICI Bank-Reliance), …
  8. To boost employment, lift SC ban on mining to boost economy.
  9. To free up forest land for mining, industrial and real estate projects, give free housing (mud huts) to tribals and make them dependent on government and NGOs.
  10. To boost industrialization, make it easy to throw farmers off their land.
  11. To secure the nation against terrorism, plant CCTV cameras in every street and every home. (Gujarat has maximum number of CCTVs in the country and female architects get special bandobust by anti-terrorist police on the orders of “Saheb”.)
  12. To encourage medical research, free up rules on clinical trials on Indian human guinea pigs. (Kiran Mazumdar Shaw supported you for a reason.)
  13. To boost the morale of sulking Intelligence Bureau traitors, withdraw case against self-styled “IB heavyweight” Rajinder Kumar in Ishrat Jehan murder case. (Apparently, they since then reduced the number of times the murderer was called heavyweight in that article.)
    Intelligence Bureau complains about CBI leaking news about Ishrat Jehan case to media.

    Intelligence Bureau complains about CBI leaking news about Ishrat Jehan case to media.

    IB is not a police force, even though it is staffed by cops on deputation. This article was updated and the number of "heavyweights" was reduced.

    IB is not a police force, even though it is staffed by cops on deputation. This article was updated and the number of “heavyweights” was reduced.

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