Reptilian US politician is to blame, Moral Volcano says.
After analysing satellite imagery from ISRO, Moral Volcano found that heat signatures left by the giant reptilian had crossed the flight path of the missing Malaysian plane. This also coincided with the time when plane’s transponder disappeared from radar screens.
International search teams have finally located the sea monster meandering through the Straits of Christina Aguilera.
As in Libya, “She came! She saw! They died!”