Mystery Solved: Sea monster Hillary Clinton snacked on missing Malaysian plane, Moral Volcano investigation concludes

Reptilian US politician is to blame, Moral Volcano says.

After analysing satellite imagery from ISRO, Moral Volcano found that heat signatures left by the giant reptilian had crossed the flight path of the missing Malaysian plane. This also coincided with the time when plane’s transponder disappeared from radar screens.

International search teams have finally located the sea monster meandering through the Straits of Christina Aguilera.

The sea monster will be captured soon, nations say.

The sea monster will be captured soon, nations say.

As in Libya, “She came! She saw! They died!

Sea monster Hillary Clinton snacked on Malaysian plane.

Sea monster Hillary Clinton snacked on Malaysian Airlines flight.

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