Cops in Bangalore aren’t buying the nuclear attack theory they tutored into ‘Bhaktal’. Maybe the Indian Intelligence Bureau should burst a dirty nuclear bomb and these policemen will take them more seriously.
UPDATE (1-Mar-2014): They have settled for capsizing a boat. The rule is that on the day when India showcases its military might, there should be a major tragedy of some sort. Intelligence Bureau will ensure that it is done with some help from US, UK or China.