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While updating an earlier post about hacking with Google’s filetype: search, I found an émail file on Harward University’s server, which contained the following:

Don’t Believe Everything They Say

From the Google Cache of Harvard University Server

Importance of water, are you drinking enough? We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before.

  1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
  2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
  3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 3%.
  4. One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
  5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
  6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
  7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
  8. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

No kidding, all of the above is true. Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (see picture below) [click and see above. WARNING: May be injurious to your eyes!]

Here is another one.

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol beverage containers:

  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your a** kicked.
  • WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

* – The whole truth about the affair will be revealed if deal is scrapped. The Indian government can do this because the contract was signed on the condition that no middlemen would be involved and no commisions would be paid. It has been proved before courts in Sweden and Switzerland that Bofors had indeed engaged middlemen and paid commisions to a number of individuals. Now, the government can scrap the deal and for the money to be repaid. Another important thing to note is that even though the Bofors case is called the 64-crore case, it only covers only a part of the commision that was paid. The total amount of commisions runs into hundreds of crores. The 64-crore figure was arrived at to limit the investigation team’s purview.

† – Originally, the army was in favour of the French Snecma gun but overriding its objections, the Swedish Bofors howitzers were selected. The then Army Chief K. Sundarji also reframed the gun requirements so that the Bofors gun would be the winner. K. Sundarji was a student of General Staff College at Fort Levenworth in the United States. He probably went under American influence when he was stationed in Congo as part of the UN peacekeeping force. Thanks to him, Congo remains a client state of the U.S. even to his day. Sundarji was also responsible for the failure of Operation Bluestar and the IPKF mission in Sri Lanka. In his later years, he wrote a book called Blind Men of Hindoostan. In the book, he suggests that the state of Jammu & Kashmir be jointly run by India and Pakistan. He also suggested that India and all other nuclear powers place their nuclear arsenal with UN; to be used in case of an attack by martians or creatures from outer space.

‡ – Madhavsinh Solanki (External Affairs Minister in the Narasmiha Rao government) had to resign after it was revealed that he had personally handed over a letter to Swedish prosecutor asking the Swedish government to go slow on the investigation. All the important signatures were put on the files in a single day and the deal was thus passed with amazing speed. This would not have happened had there not been a determined meeting of minds. After Rajiv Gandhi died, the Rajiv Gandhi Foundation was formed with donations from several unknown individuals living abroad. The foundation was also given a legitimate cover by government funds brought in by the Narasimha Rao government. Initially, there were government officials on the board of the foundation to see how the funds were spent. But, the Minister for Human Resources Development Madhavrao Scindia removed them and gave full control to Sonia Gandhi.