Impeach Bush: He Lied!*

George W. Bush, the village idiot

George W. Bush, the village idiot

Moral Volcano has stuck to its time-honored tradition of not using vulgar language, but after the recent perfidy of George W Bush, it may all change. (Sure, Moral Volcano called Colin Powell a “sly bastard,” but “bastard” is an old word. It has been mentioned 3 times in the bible. If you are interested, the word “whore” is mentioned 76 times and the word “damn” 13 times.) Please take a cup of coffee for some heady stuff is coming up. It is unprecedent as far as Moral Volcano’s chequered history is concerned.

Over 70% of Americans strongly believe that Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 tragedy. (The rest probably don’t get fair & balanced news from Fox and can be conveniently ignored.) News anchors and talk show hosts have spent thousands of hours drilling the idea into people’s heads. Respectable journalists in respectable newspapers have written thousands of articles on it. If so many people say that’s the case, then how can it be not true? Are those talk show hosts, news anchors, journalists, columnists, and editors totally stupid morons?

Yet, George W Bush went ahead and said that there was no link between Saddam and 9/11. I mean he actually said it. Has he gone crazy? I was about to nominate him for The Prize Ass of the 21st Century award and he blew his chances away. Now, I will have to give it to his Vice President Dick Cheney. Moral Volcano wants to ask a question that somebody at Unanswered Questions raised, “Does he blow goats?” No, not that one. Or rather it is the “Is he in league with Saddam and/or the terrorists themselves?” I mean, what’s wrong with him? All these years, he has been talking like an idiot and now he is trying to be Johnny Straight & Okay? Why?

I suggest he be impeached like they tried with Bill Clinton. They ought to get Kenneth “Porn” Starr and pile a mountain of horseshit on him. Or, Dubya can go to Iraq and join some anti-American crowd. You know the ones that gather around burnt-out military vehicles and chant, “With our blood, with our souls, we sacrifice ourselves for you, Saddam.” Or, or, or, he could go somewhere and …

* – Bill Clinton was almost impeached on the charge that he lied.